Saturday, February 7, 2009

Pirates Invade Tampa

The Gasparilla tradition in Tampa has dated back to 1904, when a group of elite businessmen put together the festival that popularized the legend of Spanish pirate Jose Gaspar. Today marked the 105th year that Tampa Bay has been invaded by pirates, while an estimated crowd of 400,000 people gathered to watch as Mayor Pam Iorio surrendered the keys to the city.

"The stories of Gaspar 
are fairly consistent. Most say he was born in Spain in 1756 and served in the Spanish Navy a
board the Floridablanca. Among his early exploits was his kidnapping of a young girl for ransom; some versions give his subsequent capture as the impetus for joining the navy.
 Simpler versions of the story have him starting a mutiny and becoming a pirate soon after, but more romantic ones say he achieved a high rank 
and became a councillor to King Charles III. He was popular in the court, but when he spurned one lover for another, the jilted lady levied false charges against him, often said to involve the theft
 of the crown jewels. T
o escape arrest he commandeered his ship and vowed to exact revenge on his country through piracy. Renaming himself "Gasparilla", he patrolled the coast of Spanish Florida for the next 38 years (often 1783 – 1821, approximately the dates of the second 
Spanish rule of Florida), sacking every passing ship and amassing a huge treasure, which was stored in his fabulous den
 on Gasparilla Island. Most male prisoners would be put to death or recruited as pirate
s, while women would be taken to a nearby isle, called Captiva Island for this
 reason, where they would serve as concubines or await ransom payment from their
 families."

I've been going to the festival on and off for my entire life. The first time I went was in Kindergarten, oh about 35 years or so ago. Its been a few years since I went last, mainly because that is just too many damn people to be around comfortably. While today was no exception crowd wise, I did manage to score some excellent front row seats that were reserved for us at the Tampa Convention Center.

It just so happens that when the pirates hit land, it is at the Convention Center. We had the perfect view of the invasion that I had never been able to see before except when watching live footage on television. Unless you happen to be on a boat, or arrive early enough to catch a spot on the wall surrounding Bayshore Boulevard, you just don't see it.

Like clockwork, you can expect the city of Tampa to throw the world's largest pirate themed party every February. Gaspar's reputation for debauchary makes for a great excuse to roam the city streets celebrating with an assorted cast of drunks and skallywags. 

I'll drink to that.





Tuesday, February 3, 2009

PIG PEN to play all Florida dates with Marky Ramone's Blitzkrieg


Marky Ramone's Blitzkrieg features Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame member Marky Ramone alongside an all-star band that includes Michale Graves (ex-Misfits) as well as Alex and Clare of the UK band AntiProduct.

There are only three US dates scheduled before they continue their tour through Japan and Australia. PIG PEN will be on all of the Florida dates.

March 19 @ The Garage - St.
Petersburg, FL

March 20 @ The Crowbar - Ybor City, FL

Tickets are $22 in ADVANCE

Both shows WILL SELL OUT!

You can purchase tix through PIG PEN...NO TICKETMASTER



Here are a listing of all of my upcoming concert dates, both with PIG PEN and THE DIVE BAR STALKERS.



Feb 6 2009 9:00P
THE DIVE BAR STALKERS @ Ace’s Lounge - Bradenton, FL




Feb 12 2009 8:00P
PIG PEN @ Market on 7th - Ybor City, FL




Feb 13 2009 9:00P
THE DIVE BAR STALKERS @ The Garage - St. Petersburg, FL




Feb 14 2009 8:00P
THE DIVE BAR STALKERS w/ The Georgia Satellites @ The Cuban Club - Ybor City, FL




Feb 20 2009 8:00P
THE DIVE BAR STALKERS @ Coca Cola Pavillion - Daytona Beach, FL




Feb 27 2009 9:00P
THE DIVE BAR STALKERS @ Ringside Cafe - St. Petersburg, FL




Mar 7 2009 9:00P
PIG PEN @ The Garage - St. Petersburg, FL




Mar 13 2009 9:00P
THE DIVE BAR STALKERS @ Bourbon Street - New Port Richey, FL




Mar 17 2009 9:00P
THE DIVE BAR STALKERS @ Slim & Chubbies - Holiday, FL




Mar 19 2009 8:00P
PIG PEN with MARKY RAMONE’S BLITZKRIEG @ The Garage - St. Petersburg, FL




Mar 20 2009 8:00P
PIG PEN with MARKY RAMONE’S BLITZKRIEG @ Crowbar - Ybor City, FL




Mar 21 2009 9:00P
PIG PEN @ Filthy McNastys - Vero Beach, FL




Mar 27 2009 9:00P
THE DIVE BAR STALKERS @ Ringside Cafe - St. Petersburg, FL




Mar 28 2009 9:30P
PIG PEN @ Pegasus Lounge - Tampa, FL

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Job Security: From The Inside Of A Jail Cell.

I got the word today that I would to be starting on a new long-term project for work.  That isn't necessarily a big deal, as my company takes on many jobs of that nature on a daily basis. But I couldn't get past the smirks on every body's face at the office today as I walked in. Something was up.

Before I could even check the newly posted job calendar, the cat was already out of the bag. Starting tomorrow, I'll be beginning to spend a great deal of time at the county jail.  I'll be installing over 250 video teleconferencing systems that will allow the inmates to "visit" with their families via a camera connection.

Great. I'm the guy who will be taking away their current visitation status away. While I'm sure they don't allow for those "conjugal visits", at least they could meet face-to-face. Instead, they will be watching them on a TV monitor. Which can't be half that bad when you look at it. I hear they don't even have television in the jail cells. Imagine that? No Superbowl. These animals aren't going to like me at all. Because I'm definitely watching the game. Without them.

I've always wondered why someone would want to be a prison guard. Even if you are only working an eight hour shift, it would just take you three years on the job to equal a full year in jail. I'm just hoping that with the amount of time that I'll be spending there in the near future that I'll be able to put some of my "jail time" in an account somewhere and save it for a rainy day. Kind of like that "Get Out Of Jail FREE" card in Monopoly.

But hey, in today's economy...who am I to complain? It's not like I'll have free run of the place anyway. There will be guards escorting me around, so I would be protected if anything were to break out. Besides, half of my time there will be spent in the visitation center. It is there, in a separate complex outside of the jail's wall,  that the families of inmates will have to go for their visitation. The unfortunate family still has the inconvenient task of having to actually drive to the jail. 

But for me, life is good. Because at the end of the day.I still get to go home...from work. Even if I have to wake up and do it all over again.